he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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