if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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