i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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