Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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