i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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