I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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