a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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