i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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