get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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