Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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