Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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