Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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