I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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