how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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