i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
