This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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