Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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