Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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