When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
jump out the window naked night went bad
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