thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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