Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
