We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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