what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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