apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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and you fell through a lawn chair
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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