Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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