R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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