So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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