Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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