I am full of burrito and curiosity
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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