i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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