so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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