Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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