All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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