Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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