This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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