can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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