I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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