so explain again why im purple
no
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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