i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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