i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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