I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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