How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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