He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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