When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here