opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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