is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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