Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
