I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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