i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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