My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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