Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
one two three fourrrrnication!
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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