why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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