So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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