This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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