Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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