I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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