I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
