WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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