Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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